Don't ever screw your GPA

Yeah

My mind was brighter

Then a bonfire

No way you'd hear me say 

That I screwed my GPA

But then

Parties at the Frats

Late nights at the keg

made me say 

That i screwed my GPA

Tell me why 

Face book took all my time away

Tell me why 

You Tube-ing every single day

Tell me why 

I'm feeling more and more each day

That I screwed my GPA

I tried to study

Instead I read about Britney

Yes I know it's too late

to save my screwed GPA

Mamma says "why don't you just concentrate?"

Booze and babes

"Ain't nothing but a headache !"

Why, oh why

If I listened

I won't have to say 

That I screwed my GPA

Multiple mid-terms

And tough problem sets

Make life miserable

For me, yeah

I spent all that time

And still just get a C

When I can be

playing Frisbee !

I must do better

When I 

play poker !

Win more !

Win more !

Win more !

Win more !

Don't wanna hear you say

10 page paper due

Tomorrow at 8 (AM)

Playing Warcraft

was a mistake

Don't wanna be a Mage !!

I never wanna have to say Oh no!!

I screwed my GPA

Tell me why 

Facebook took all my time away

Tell me why

You Tube-ing every single day

Tell me why 

I'm feeling more and more each day

(more and more each day)

That I screwed my GPA

Tell me whyyyyy....

I haven't got a single 'A'

My parents showing their dismay

Why, oh why

I never thought I'd have to say

(never thought I'd have to say)

I never thought I'd have to say

That I screwed my GPA

Heck !!

Let's just go and play!!!